Gone Drinkin'

I'm off for a long Independence Day weekend upstate. The town is called S-K-A-N-E-A-T-E-L-E-S. But you say it almost like "skinny atlas." Whatever. I'll be pronouncing it "Bud-Why-Zer." I've never been up there, but it is my understanding that it will look a little something like this:


"Keg stands," "Beirut," repeated "boot 'n' rally" escapades, and possibly something called "Flip Cup" all appear to be traditional parts of the ritual. I'm guessing frisbee and jam bands will also be involved. And, I would imagine, frequent use of the terms "bro/brah" and "guy" as acceptable forms of address. I'm joking. Mostly. A full report to follow next week.

Anyway, before departing for drunker climes, the management brings you another edition of...

Andy's Friday Video Corner!



Young Andy Keaton has thousands of mind-expanding and I.Q.-lowering videos up his adorable little sleve, but this week only three made the cut:

First, the staggeringly unfunny Jamie Kennedy somehow convinced the suprisingly raunchy Bob Saget to make a video with him. The results are mixed.

Andy's big brother Alex P. Keaton sent this educational video along. Andy now hopes that someday he, too, can reach the state of Clear.

Finally, a dramatization of my Fourth of July weekend.

"Okay guys, one more thing: this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating; and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes."